Andy Cohen, the genius that is evil Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise, promised their 3rd autobiographical guide could be “bigger, better and dishier. “
Cohen tells all in “Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries, ” work which he freely acknowledged was likely to annoy lots of associated with people he is met over the road to success.
The guide lands to get Nov. 15.
The 48-year-old homosexual man-about-town is especially frank about his busy sex-life within the book that covers the stretch from Sept. 7, 2014, to might 30, 2016.
“Woke up with a cheerleader from Georgia Tech, ” reads a normal entry.
Nevertheless the main occasion is Cohen’s highly expected threesome having a tan, muscled mechanic and also the guy’s gorgeous, blond gf.
If the pseudonymous Jake and Angela delivered Cohen a photo “that left almost no towards the imagination” he had been fascinated.
Cohen, whom writes which he “doesnot need to perish with out liked a female, ” then crowd-sourced the basic concept with buddies.
Their pal that is good Kelly ended up being sweetly supportive as constantly: “Jake’s really handsome and Angela is stunning and I also have always been pleased for you personally. “
Her spouse Mark Consuelos delivered an one-word text: “Dude. “
And Sarah Jessica Parker, practical as always, offered these suggestions: “Remember every thing. “
Unfortunately, it had been not to ever be. While Cohen got stoned using the couple and “did things with a lady for the very first time in three decades, ” the highly-anticipated evening associated with special day ended up being a dud.
He broke the bad news to Ripa, whom continues to be “simply fascinated with my thrupple” — but confesses he’s nevertheless strained by their male/female “virginity. “
Cohen details another interesting and difficult menage a trois: Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin and himself.
Cooper, the silver-haired fox and CNN anchor, is famously Cohen’s friend that is best. They FaceTime one another into the wee hours, each tucked during intercourse in the home.
A year ago, the set took their relationship on the way, touring with “AC2: a romantic night with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen — Deep Talk and Shallow Tales. “
But Griffin, the comedian that is outrageously vulgar also proudly lays claim to Cooper’s affections. The 2 co-host CNN’s yearly brand New 12 months’s Eve show from occasions Square, with Griffin gleefully planning to lengths to surprise the particularly reserved Cooper.
Cohen snipes at Griffin times that are several the guide. Exiting Joan streams’ memorial in 2014 hand and hand along with her, Cohen opted for to not break the silence that is awkward.
“She’d been s–t talking me personally earlier in the day this ” he writes week.
At another point, Griffin texted him with a call that is urgent discussion — and Cohen blew her down. As he finally got in to her, he had been frustrated to listen to she wished to discuss whether or perhaps not to simply take streams’ spot on “Fashion Police. “
Griffin took the work but later quit the show, issuing a high-minded declaration claiming she did not desire to donate to “a tradition of unattainable perfectionism. “
Cohen greeted her feedback with derision.
“she actually is the cooking cooking pot calling the kettle black colored. She’s got been body-shaming for years, ” Cohen sniped to Cooper, their visitor in the celebrityfest that is five-night-a-weekWatch just What Happens real time. “
Other journal entries provide fabulous snippets from Cohen’s fabulous life, including their dither over going to Madonna’s 57th birthday celebration at her “massive” horse farm in Bridgehampton.
Friends convinced him it absolutely was worth the trouble to leave their fabulous Fire Island rental in belated August for the Spanish Gypsy-themed party. Madonna, needless to say, ended up being seated for a throne. Cohen guesses the celebration set her back $1.5 million.
Cohen had been mollified whenever their supper lovers included Paul McCartney along with his spouse, Nancy. He’d a chat that is nice Madonna about her kids — and received a hug from her son Rocco.
Later on into the guide, he consoles the materials Girl after a failed effort to get together again with Rocco after a custody that is ugly together with his father, man Ritchie.
The sweetest celebration scene is the 50th birthday celebration tossed by Matthew Broderick for spouse Parker in the famed Bemelmans Bar into the Carlyle in March 2015. Friends performed songs from “Annie, ” the Broadway musical Parker starred in at age 12.
Cohen stumbled through “You’re never ever Fully Dressed Without a grin” before more performers that are seasoned over. Broderick performed “Little Girls, ” nonetheless it had been Parker’s then-12-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, who won the night time.
“James Wilkie broke our hearts making us sob singing ‘Maybe’ directly to their mama, ” Cohen writes.
While Cohen’s relationship with Parker is near enough to add drop-in privileges, impromptu dishes and household nights, he is also her escort when it comes to star-studded activities just like the Met Gala.
In 2015, Parker’s Chinese-inspired headpiece had been therefore massive she had to ride into the motor automobile together with her head tilted awkwardly towards the part.
On arrival, Cohen had their choose of mega-celebrities to fan-crush on.
Cher made enjoyable of their goofy grin. He really knelt at Madonna’s part, consoling her throughout the nasty speak about her age. Parker asked Justin Bieber exactly exactly how he had been enjoying their Met that is first Ball in which he asked her if it “gets crazy. “
Cohen interrupted: “Well, the club is high for you personally on that. “
In the 2016 Met Ball, Cohen place their base inside it more often than once. “Told Kanye (western) I nearly wore just just exactly what he did, ” he confesses. “Stupid. “
Later on at the club, Taylor Swift worried aloud whether there is a spot on her to look at Lady Gaga perform. Cohen had an indicator.
“Your buddy Katy is sitting within the part and there is a great amount of space around her, ” Cohen described. “She asked, ‘Katy who? ‘ and I stated, ‘Perry, ‘ from which point she inform me that she actually is the precise reverse of her buddy. “
Far too late, Cohen remembered the infamous feud between the 2 pop music celebrities. He attempted to make light by saying at the least Swift knew the best place to avoid.
Swift did not laugh and did not concur, making Cohen “totally mortified. ” Swift stalked down with one demand: Cohen wasn’t to say the event on their show. She’d be viewing.
Cohen had been delighted to know she ended up being a audience she might have dropped an F-bomb before “your show. Until he remembered”
Also Cohen’s kick-back-and-relax outings that are social with all the famous.
Jimmy Fallon and their spouse Nancy Juvonen, Drew Barrymore’s business partner, are buddies. This season at their Oscar-viewing celebration, he noticed a terrible stench simply ahead of the show began.